Scotland: NO to Independence. 55.3% NO, 44.7% YES. Salmond resigns, woo hoo!

[The Fury]

Wright said:

kowenicki said:

And Mel Gibson is just a very, very small "Scottish" man with a huge chip on his shoulder who occasionally beats women up.

At least he knows what women want.

So far, this is Pun of the Day. Well done.