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HylianSwordsman said:

Max Irving

 


Wade Wilson: Deadpool

(OTR: Yes that is Mighty Max from the old cartoon show. Consider him a stand in If you have a better presentation of your char please share and I will use it in the future ^.^..Also look at that face..definitely looks like a guy losing his shit in a bad trip)

 

As Wade walks back towards the ship to look for additional supplies and survivors he looks down and spots a small and bright flower. He picks it and sniffs it and smiles. He looks up and sees Max on the ground. He then removes his mask completely and puts it in his  back pouch. His Mohawk is a bit messy and he takes a moment to straighten it with his hands before rushing over to max. He sits ontop of him and examines him for a moment, listening to what he is saying. He reaches his arm back quite far and then smacks max very hard. He then grabs him by his chest/clothes and pulls up his torso so his face is close to Wades. Wade looks him deep in the eyes and then snaps his thumb several times close to max's ear and says:

"Max! look at me! It's not real none of it is real! look at me, look me in the eyes I am real focus on me!"

He then grab's Max's hand and touches it to his face so that max could feel he was real. He then takes the flower he picked earlier and holds it under Max's nose and says:

"Think happy thoughts Max. The sun is shining, you are safe in a field of flowers with your friends and loved ones. Think of happy memories. None of it is real, it won't last much longer. Enjoy it ^.^" 

He then drops his torso so Max flops back down onto the ground. He leaves the the flower on his chest under his nose and gets up. His mask is still off and he heads into the ship once again. While inside he finds a bucket and finds/places some of the lost or misplaced items of others, as well as some extra medical supplies from the med bay. He then finds a fire extinguisher and begins putting out the fire. Once he is sure it is mostly out it is still too smokey for him to search effectively so he begins to leave the ship again. He did however find Jack Wade's sunglasses and is currently wearing them as he passes jack. He stops and looks him up and down searching for serious injury and says:

"You OK bub? you missing something?" 

He smiles and takes the glasses off and then places them on Jacks face. He looks at them and jack like an optometrist adjusting glasses. He moves/adjusts the glasses on jacks head slightly and smiles and says:

"There ya go! perfect ^.^"

He then pats him on the head, picks up the bucket again and walks back outside. He walks right for Katya and Nina. He looks at Nina and see's she is adjusted well and is impressed that she handled it so strongly. Katya on the other hand worries him and he looks her over intently, even leans in and sniffs her like a dog smelling a similar breed. He rubs his chin and says in a Cajun accent:

"What's up Doc? why dis no heal baws? Ju gawt sum baid joojoo in ju? Mayhaps gawt sum gewd joojoo in ju?"

He looks around in the bucket pulls out a small box of what looks like acupuncture needles and says:

"I found these inside, since pain pills and my boosted healing factor aren't enough to help you then perhaps you can use these to increase blood flow or stop any pain, if you want to stop any pain that is. I find it is a very good thing at times that can keep you sharp..ooh also I found this...tada ^.^"

He pulls out what looks like a dusty bible and lays it on katya's lap. He smiles and says:

"dlya tualetnoy materiala dlya chteniya"(для туалетной материала для чтения "Toilet readinf material")

After waiting for and recieiving Katya's and possibly Nina's responce he stands up leaving the bucket with them. He then looks back towards the ship and will soon return to look for more survivors and equipment.



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