Don't be that guy who's always saying "Dude. I'm so drunk right now". Just, please don't become THAT guy.
One night, I was with these two girls who were drunk and high. I was feeling pretty lucky. Problem was, all girl one would say is "I'm fuuuckked up!" All girl two would say was "I am soooo messed up!" I wasn't impressed. I left their company. Some other guy could take advantage of them. Not my style.








