Wade Wilson: DeadPool
Before the missle hit and as the situation between Dylan and Simon was coming to a climax Wade poked his head out of the ventilation shaft on the opposite end of where Simon and Dylan had been. He was holding a gun in one hand and a knife in the other. Apparently he went into a separate ventilation shaft looking for what he thought was either rats or perhaps another alien when he heard Simon in the shafts. He ended up in front of where Simon was and was waiting to ambush him in the dark. He poked his head out and opened his mouth to say something clever and heroic, but then the plane jolted hard as the explosion hit. He smashed against the top of the vent then the bottom. A crushing sound is heard and he keels over holding his groin and shouts:
"No! my animal crackers!"
*"Oh noe!!! I hope the gorillaz are safe ^.^"
*"Not the gorilliaz! oh the humanity!!"
He slides out of the vent as it begins to nose dive and everyone gets buckled. They achieve zero g's and Wade begins to float in air. He takes a relaxed posture in air twirling his gun on finger and winks at his team mates. His large knife floating in the air near him. He also sees many bullets floating in air in front of him. He lifts his mask over his mouth and pushes forward like a fish swimming. He pretends he is pac-man and gobbles each of the bullets up making nom noises as he does so. Then the ship hits the ground and he slams into the wall hard. It rolls and he continues to bounce from surface to surface.
"ouch!"
"Ding! ^.^"
"oof..my spleen"
"Dong! :D"
He stands up hazy and confused, smoke all around him and fire not far away. His hearing is echoed and muffled. As he tumbled his large knife apparently cut off his arm clean off above the elbow. He walks around a bit looking confused and looking at the ground until he sees his arm and picks it up.
He looks around for his crate of supplies and spots them. He walks quickly but calmly towards it and begins singing a slightly altered version of "Dangerous" in a highish key that then gets into a deeper key(OTR basically just like the song, give it a listen iz gewd ^.^)as he gets to it and begins looking through it:
"How could you know, how could you know?.."
"That those were my eyes.."
"Peepin' through the floor, it's like they know.."
"It's like they know I'm looking from the outside.."
"And creeping to the door, it's like they know..."
He sits next to the crate with his legs holding his arm upright, the bloody bit facing upward towards his head. He pulls out what looks like a brown and white tackle box. He opens it and it looks like there is a mechanistic device of some sort that looks kind of like an item scanner from a grocery store combined with an old school phone and a mini nuclear reactor. Engraved on the side it says "Property of Dr. Bruce Baner". It looks to be filled with some medical supplies as well, stitches and needles, bandages. Some medical duct tape which he grabs as well as the stitch thread + needle. There are also about 20 empty syringes in a tray that he takes out and sets next to him. Underneath that are what looks like 6 Epi-pens(Epinephrine autoinjector) 4 with purple tabs on them and 2 with yellow. The purple reads "Serum XIHFAD" and the yellow reads "Anti-Serum + XIHFA Booster". He sets them aside as well.
"And now they coming, yeah, now they coming.."
"Out from the shadows.."
"To take me to the club because we know.."
"That they shot us down, 'cause they been watching all my windows.."
"They gathered up the wall and listening..."
"You understand, they got a plan for us.."
"I bet you didn't know that I was dangerous.."
"It must be fate, I found a place for us..."
"I bet you didn't know someone could love you this much.."
He sticks his stump to his arm and quickly and skillfully, as if he'd done it a thousand times he makes a clean stitch all around it and then wraps it with duct tape. He then lines up all the empty syringes and gets them ready and places both epi-pens next to him.
"How could they know, how could they know.."
"What I've been thinking?.."
"But they're right inside my head because they know.."
"Because they know, Because they know, what I've been hidin'..."
"They're right under my bed, they're in control..."
He takes a quick deep breath and injects his dead arm with the anti-serum +booster. He stops singing for a moment and screams in agony. The would heals almost instantly. From the injection sight his suit starts bulging up slowly as Cancer starts returning and slowly building up his arm. As it does he quickly injects the empty syringes into his lower arm 5 at a time filling them with blood. As he finishes the cancer creep up to the now closing wound as it finishes healing. At his point he also had cracked rips and fractures that also healed. He takes the serum epi-pen and injects it into his shoulder above the wound. Screaming again in agony his healing ability is once again stunted and the cancers starts disappearing from his arm. He begins singing again:
"Here they come, yeah here they come..."
"Out of the shadows.."
"To take me to the club because WE know.."
That THE SHOT US down, 'cause they been watching all my windows...
"They gathered up the wall and 'cause they........."
"..I've gotta get out of here.."
"Sink down, into the dark.."
"Keep on running.."
"And I've gotta get out of here.... keep on running.."
"Sink down, into the dark.."
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He begins putting the supplys away and takes out the device. He holds up all the syringes and points the device at them. A beeping noise is made as he pulls the trigger and a bright green lights pours over the syringes. The blood boils for a moment and turns a bright green and then turns a brighter red. The device eradiated the blood with gamma rays killing any cancer cells and impurities it also altered the blood slightly giving it aditional affects. He keeps a handful on him and puts the rest in a refrigerated box in the tackle box. He continues singing as he finishes putting his toys away, grabbing some extra gear and then securing the crate with straps and wears it on his back.
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"You understand, they got a plan for us.."
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"I bet you didn't know that I was dangerous.."
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"It must be fate, I found a place for us.."
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"I bet you didn't know someone could love you this much.."
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He stops singing for a moment and jogs outside of the crashed ship. Far enough away to escape a blast radious if there is one. He sets down his crate and stretches his arm and flexes his hand. His arm is healed and functional but he has lost some functionality and it will take some time for it to be 100% which means weaker strength/worse aim in that arm. He walks back to the group that got out so far and he removes the suryinges and starts whiping them with what looks like an anti-bacterial moist towlet with an added substance. He begins singing again as he gets close to them with a smile on his face. At this point his mask is still above his face from when he ate the bullets:
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"Nobody's listening when we're alone.."
"Nobody's listening, there's nobody listening,.."
"No one can hear us when we're alone.."
"No one can hear us, no, no one can hear us.."
"And I've gotta get out of here.."
"Sink down, into the dark.."
"Keep on running.."
"I've gotta get out of here... keep on running.."
"Sink down, into the dark.."
"You understand, I've got a plan for us.."
"I bet you didn't know that I was dangerous.."
"It must be fate, I found a place for us.."
"I bet you didn't know someone could love you this much..."
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As he sings he walks up to each person he sees is visibly injured with broken bones or fractures. He smiles continuing to sing and pretends to examine them and then injects them quickly with one of the needles. Once injected the person feels a strong feeling of euphoria and light headedness and joy as if they took a very strong opiate. This is due to the altered blood+the additional substance on the needle. He injects just about everyone, at least those that look injured. The blood boosts their immune system and healing. Bones are healed in a matter of hours, cuts and bruises heal nearly instantly. Unfortunately as well as being high as a kite they will also either mildly hallucinate or completely trip balls. This side affect only lasts a few hours as their bodies adjust. They receive a permanent boost to immune system and overall health/healing. Tho it is minor. For the first few hours the healing is very strong and it cures most diseases, heals wounds and maladies. Genetic disorders are not cured but improved so if someone has a genetic disorder it is less burdensome and they have slightly more ability. He heals Dylan first and ends with the two ladies last surprising them and saying:
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"konfety dlya moikh krasavits"(конфеты для моих красавиц - Sweets for my Beauties)
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After he injects them he walks out in the open infront of everyone. He hunches down bending his knees and hiking his pants up a little bit and then puts his arms and hands out and says:
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"Everyone! Can I have your attention please?! I just injected you with my irradiate essence that contains my potent healing factor. In a few hours your wounds will heal and you will have a permanent boost to your immune system..however in about 3 seconds you may start tripping very hard...So enjoy and please lets move to a safer place and keep your weapons points away..look at me and listen to me I will help you deal with what is real and not. Think of happy thoughts and memories."
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He looks around for everyone and can't find everyone, particularly Harold. He is not sure where he went. He begins looking for him and shouts:
"Wheels where are ya buddy? Want some candy? It'll take that kink out yo stink and put some pep in yo step..cmon buddy you arn't dead are ya? If so cans I has yo stuff?"
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He disappears into the ships wreckage looking for any other survivors and important equipment.
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