Off the top of my head I can only think of one phrase that I came up with...
"I'm dumb, but I'm not stupid."
I don't know where I came up with that one. This has to be something that has been said before, maybe it just popped out of my subconscious one day. Anyways, it's not anything profound, just something I say to people when we're goofing around.
Here's one I've always liked from Miyamoto.
"What if everything you see is more than what you see-the person next to you is a warrior and the space that appears empty is a secret door to another world? What if something appears that shouldn't? You either dismiss it, or you accept that there is much more to the world than you think. Perhaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go inside, you'll find many unexpected things."
I'm not sure if that's it word-for-word, but you get gist of it.
"I feel like I could take on the whole Empire myself."
