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If the Scottish vote to remain in the UK, all copies of Braveheart need to be destroyed and the movie banned forever.
They constantly torment people with kilts, scotch and fried Snickers bars, now it's their chance to put their pen where their mouth is.
And if they choose not to be independent, Scotch must be renamed to Britch.