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Wade Wilson: DeadPool

 

Wade jumped back and sqtueeled as Groot lunged for him. It was a good thing he just used the bathroom otherwise he would need his yellow pants, and the jury is still out on if he'll be needing his brown. He smiled nervoursly and began taking the head phones off from around his neck as he was doing so he said:

"Groot ol buddy ol pal! how the hell did you end up here? I didn't even know you were on this team. It's weird tho I had the strangest dream about you earlier"

Wade describes his very strange Dream:

He laughed nervoursly knowing Groot was giant and near impossible to miss in this considerably cramped space. He extended the Walkman out to Groot and said:

"I bet you are wondering where I got this ay? Ain't it crazy what people throw away now n days? I got this bad boy off a fat kid for the low price of a snickers bar.."

Wade let out a sad sigh and he hung his head low as his shoulders became relaxed and said:

"Wait..no..that's a lie...it's not easy to talk about..it happened many years ago, more like lifetimes really.. it was realy the start of when everything went to shit..."

Wade pauses for a moment, a look of genuine sadness and grief on his face:

"It was just after one of the big Galatic civil wars..The powers that be descided it was in earths best interest to close themselves off to the rest of the galaxy..I honestly thought you and your team were dead at that point..or maybe you were having your own adventures far far away, or maybe you got displaced like I later did. Either way I was with Cable and I was helping him clean up the time-line, making sure the present and future were optimal. Cable was using his AI/arm tech to check variables on the current time-line and I don't know if there was a glitch or something worse.."

He sighs and then rests his head on his arm against the wall for a moment before looking back at Groot:

"The tears in reality wern't so bad back then, and they definitly got much worse later on before they got better.. Cable was checking variables and I was busy smelling some flowers when I saw a flash of light and heard a noise I'll never forget..The excruciating sound of him screaming and being torn apart by a rip in the fabric of reality.. It wasn't there long but long enough and ended with a small explosion.. All that was left was his damaged arm and part of his body including his eye.. There was also lots of alien artifacts and tech laying around as well. That's how got most of my more exotic guns. The walkman was also there, I knew it was star-lords from our encounters before..that and the name on the side. I figured it meant you all were dead or gone..and since we were closed off from the galaxy I didn't think I'd ever find out."

He lifted up his mask and wiped some tears from his eyes and blew his nose into a deadpool themed hanky, then turned back and continued his story:

"I did what I could, went to the X-men, the avengers, even the canadian government..anyone I could. The tears were getting worse and worse. After several team ups we figured the usual suspects were responsible..but ya know how those things go..there is always someone bigger in the shadows pulling the strings..So we stopped them and unfortunatly there was nothing that could be done to save or bring back Cable. In order to stablalize reality the big brains, Stark, Mr. Fantastic, Ant-man, and even Doc Oc and Dr. Doom. They came up with a solution that stopped the tears but it made dimensional and time travel impossible.."

He rumaged around his pockets a bit and pulled out a fresh pack of batteries and some cash taken from Frank's wallet, he looked at it continuing his story:

"Things got better after that. There was piece. However then time..time took its toll..Everyone I ever knew either ended up dieing of old age, getting taken out by their enemies, or just having enough and ending themselves...a sentiment I can relate to and wanted after every new friend made and lost to time..I was actually looking for a way to finally end my life, or at least get justice for a betrayal against me when I ended up here...I know those tears from anywhere and I think we were wrong way back then and those that were really responsible are connected to these aliens and somehow they undid what the big brains did and are fuckin with things again...All I know is I believe I was brought even further in time, just as I think we all were..I mean look around at this world..No governments...post apocalyptic by the looks of it...I don't even think some here realize this is not the world they know, it's surly not the world many of them came from..Anyways I think you should have this Groot with some fresh batteries. I don't know what happened to your team, if they are even ok but you should have this and if ya see star lord again he should have his walkmand...Oh and take this cash and give it to rocket. I ow him from a past poker debt.."

"I had some great times with you guys, especially Rocket. He is such a badass, give him my best when you see him next"

Wade hands Groot the walkman and cash wiping his tears away on his unmasked face. His skin is rather clear tho some scars are quite visible. He has a blonde mohawk that is a bit messy but still manages to stand up with the mask off, It looks soft and not full of product. He inches by Groot and says:

"I'm sorry but excuse me for a moment, I need some time alone"

He starts walking out where Dylan exited towards the cargo hold of the plane, all his personalities seem distracted by painful memories of the past and the once unsilencable merc with a mouth now seems speechless and riddled with a type of pain he was never able to master in all his long years of life.



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