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Wade Wilson: DeadPool

 

 

 

 

Wade was still sound asleep with his arm still over Frank Valli. His head went limp and landed on his shoulders. He was snoring very loudly with drool dripping from his mask as well as what appeared to be a snot bubble where his nose is. He didn't so much as flinch as the rockets went off. He then soon adjusted and started giggling loudly due to his dreams as Dylan stood up angrily and then he started to murmur:

"no..stop..that tickles..teehee..oh spidey..what would aunt may think?"  

After Dylan left the room Wade was still snoring but anyone with keen observation skills would notice he had opened one eye and was scanning the room and each person in it. Those with even better observation skills would notice that as he adjusted some in his sleep that he skillfully removed the wallet from Fank's pocket. He closed his eye again and then his head slipped from frank's shoulder. As it fell Wade applied some force and head butted directly into Frank's crotch. At which point he acted as if he just woke up and looked at frank with a shocking expression and said:

"How dare you sir! I am a lady!"

"Just exactly were you trying to do while I was asleep?"

Impercinating a Southern Bell:

"My stars and guarders, I do declare! I do believe I have had my delocate flower violated by this heathen!"

He then quickly stood up seemingly angry and dusted himself off and stretched. He then turned back to frank and looked him up and down and with curious look he said:

"heeey...why arn't you weain the shirt I got ya? What is it too small? I know it's a Jr. Tee but you'd look great in it ^.^"

Before frank could answer he looked around the room and a grim expression of dread, fear, and anger overcame his masked face as he gazed apon the bloody mass of fur guts and burned flesh. He then screamed in horror and ran over to it and picked up a singed and damaged cheaply and quickly  made collar. He then shouted:

"NOOOOOOO....BOB NOOOOOO....WHY!!!!?"

He grabbed up some of the bloody guts and hair and held it close to his chest and he put his head back with tears running down his cheeks and he said:

"sniff..he was going to be my new pet..I named him bod..I saw him watching us from the distance as we loaded the ship...he was a good dog...sure he was mutated and ugly as hell...but he kinda looked like nicholas cage...if ya know the cage was a dog...but he was sooo smart..I was going to teach him so many tricks like pissing in Harolds slippers :(."

He then burried his face into the hair and guts still crying. Then he pulled his face slightly away from it and looked confused. He looked at it intently then said:

"What's that boy? Say again?"

He turned his head so his ear was over it as if he was listening and said:

"What's that? you say you were a spy boy? Are you sure you didn't mean timmy was trapped in a well?"

He then dug through the guts in his hands a pulled out a round metal alien looking device that appeared to flash red and blue. It was clearly some kind of alien tracking/monitoring device. Wade held it in his hand and then looked at everyone with a shocked expression on his face and shouted:

" I HAVE TO PEE PEE!!"

He then bolted to his feet and ran for the bathroom pushing and shoving anyone out of his way. He still clutched the device in his hand. He flew open the bathroom door and stepped into it. With the door wide open the sound of his fly being unzipped could be clearly heard followed by the sound of him urinating loudly. He let out a great sigh of relif and said:

"..ahhhh..sooo. gewd.."

Then the plopping sound of the device landing in the toilet could be heard as he dropped it and then flushed the toilet ejecting all its contents out of the air ship and down below. He smelled the air as he began washing his hands and noticed a foul stench. He then poked his head out of the bathroom with a stupid grin on his face and said:

"Was someone eating enchiladas?"

(OTR more to be continued soon with interactions with Groot, Harold, and Dylan. slightly busy atm)