Geronimo
Stepping out of the shitter.. Geronimo looks around the room and assesses all the new compadres on deck. This is the "team"?
It was already bad enough that the enchilada with the "make you cry" hot sauce he had the night before was frying his ass behind the bathroom door, but all these commotions, cussing, and doodoo stank from his release was getting the best of him at the moment.
With one shot into the helicopter hull with one of his 44 mag revolver that he calls, Chuck Norris, Geronimo spoke loudly with a rough throaty grunt (one you'd associate with a man who has probably smoked one too many cigarettes in his lifetime).. "Shut the fuck up.. all of ya!! Damn.. one Snorlax and all yall panties in a bunch? Shootin' rockets and shit! Damn noobs!" Then noticing Jill, Nina, and Katya, his voice softened and a sly grin appeared on his face "by the way.. I'm Geronimo.. and speaking of panties, I'd sure like to see what colors you'se is wearin.."
Man.. I hate it when your girl has to leave my place to come back to you..
