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Wade Wilson: DeadPool

   (Off The Record: Deadpool has 3 personality types 1. is his normal voice and will be displayed by italics. 2. He has a soft child like voice that will be displayed by italics+underline 3. He has a deeper voice that tries to sound more heroic/tough that will be bold and italic. If there is a * infront of it then it is taking place in his head and only those with an ability to read thoughts can know what he says. If it's not there then assume he is speaking it. Also in the image here or what ever image I provide in the future assume he is actually speaking everything in all the boxes unless I specify otherwise. In this case he is speaking everything)

*"Meanwhile our hero finds himself trapped on a helicopter on his way to what appears to be certain doom with a group of people he mostly doesn't know. He seems to recognize the two redfields from his dimension traveling days where he ended up in racoon city killing zombies. Not sure if they recognize him or not or how they even got there, did his mishaps with wormholes somehow trap them here as well?"

Wade Wilson leaned in the doorway wearing a fedora and a trench coat over his costume. He seemed to stare at LT. Tears as he made his introduction and announced he was on the case. Some were unsure if he was speaking directly to tears, addressing everyone or simply talking to himself. He uses one hand and adjusts his hat downward slightly and his mask is wrinkled around the mouth as if he is smiling. He looks at tears once again and says:

"I've know plenty of dames like you in my day..."

*"ooh I like dames ^.^"

*"I wonder if she has a sister.."

"you always come sashaying into my office, give a sweet smile, and ask for my help.."

*"Such pretty teeth ^.^"

*"Dental hygiene is very important!"

"You are usually more trouble than you are worth...but you are a good kid, I like the cut of your jib, and you have a nice tiggle in your wiggle so I'll help you out.."

*"teehee it's like jello! ^.^"

*"Disgusting! have you no shame man?! She is your superior!"

*"Ahem..I have no superiors.."

He then lifts his mask over his mouth with one hand and digs a chimichanga out of one of the trench coat pockets with the other. He eats half of it with one bite and says with his mouth full:

"So Venezuela huh?....nom nom nom..What kind of..nom.. trouble can we.. nom.. expect there? nom nom nom..Drug cartels? nom nom..Cyborg Ninja's? nom nom Mutant luchidors with mariachi zombies? nom nom.. Disgruntled Mcdonalds employees?"

*"So....delicious..*sob*"

*"Ah gods be praised, sweet ambrosia! I'm in heaven"

He quickly finishes it as he has a quick look around the room. Before Lt. Tears has time to answer he starts whistling what sounded like The Black keys - Tighten up seemingly ignoring her and everyone and walks over to small chest of supplies he brought that had some ammo, guns and an assortment of other gear. He removed his jacket and hat and tossed them in and began rummaging through it. As he was doing so he be heard singing just above a whisper:

"..most of all...most of all..someone said true love was dead...and I found a fault..I'm bound to fall..for you"

He began whistling again and pulled out 3 items. One looked like a red and black backpack with straps that looked like a DeadPool themed parachute. A red T-shirt that was styled after the TV shows Star trek that said "honorary member of star fleet academy" on it. And a yellow and black Walkman with headphones. The walkman had yellow tape on the side that read "property of star lord". Still whistling he put the head phones over his head and began to sashay down the isle where his teammates were sitting. First he walked by Jack Wade and gave him a wink and a smile before lobing the parachute hard at his stomach/groin area. He then said in his childish voice:

"Der ya go buddy ^.^, You look noivus..don't be, now ju cans fly like a boid ^.^" 

He continued walking and started whistling again until he came to the empty seat next to Frank Valli. He plopped down next to him, leaned back in the chair and placed his right foot on his left knee and extended his arm over Frank's shoulder and said in his more heroic sounding voice:

"You look uneasy my dear, is this your first time?"

Changing his voice to sound like a cliche pimp:

"Don't worry bebe I'll be gentle and treat ya right"

Using his normal voice:

"seriously tho frankie boy I'll watch your back, how about you put this on so I can find ya easier and keep a better eye on ya?"

He tosses the red star-trek shirt in his lap with a wink and a smile. He then looks and points at LT tears again and impersonated captain Picard and says:

"To Venezuela Mr. Sulu...Make it soooo"

He looks back at frank smiling for a moment and pulls his mask back down over his mouth and then places the head phones over his ears and hits play. He then shouts:

"YOU GUYS DO WHAT EVER, i'M GOING TO TAKE A NAP AND GET MY MIND RIGHT..WAKE ME WHEN THE DRINK GIRL...ERM STEWARDESS..ERM FLIGHT ATTENDANT COMES BY"

He then closes his eyes and turns the volume of the Walkman all the way up. It is quite loud and this can be heard clearly from the headphones.