A very fat guy decided one day that it was time to loose weight and as he was reading the daily news paper he saw an ad about loosing weight.
10 kilos 100$
25 kilos 200$
50 kilos 300$
He found the prices reasnoble but wasn´t sure if it was legit so he decides to try out the cheapest one.
He went to the the weightlosing place as he entered the secretary asked him how she could help him.
He answered I would like to try the 10 kilo weightloss program, she answered that would be 100$
He payed the fee and she directed him to a room in the back, he entered and the room was pitch black and the door behind him closes. When the door is shut the room lights up and this amazing beutiful woman stands there naked with a sign that says:
If you catch me you can do what ever you want to me, he immedietly starts chasing here around so he can get his hands on her and f ck her, after about 30 min of running he is exhausted and can´t run anymore.
The secretary enters the room and helps him out to another room to a scale, as he stands on the scale he had lost 10 kilos and was amazed.
The next day he was thinking that worked out very well for me so I am going to try the 2nd option.
He goes to the weighloosing place enters and says to the secretary I eant to try the 20 kilo option today, he pays up and she immedietly leads him to a different room from the other day as the door closes the light went on and in the room stands 2 supermodels with a sign saying: Can you catch us you can do what ever you want to us.
He freneticly starts to chase them around and after an hour he just can´t chase them any more and stops, the secretary enters and leads him to the scale in the other room and amazingly he had lost 20 kilos.
The day after he thinks this worked out great but i still need to lose another 50 kilos to be perfecly satisfied with my self so he decides to go back one last time.
He enters happy as hell because of the weight loss he expirienced and says I am going for the big one today and pays the 300$.
The secratary leads him to a yet another room and as the door shuts the lights go on and in the room stands a big black man with the biggesst d ck he ever seen holding a sign saying: If I catch you I will do what ever I want with you!
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