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Not releasing Minecraft on 3DS and Wii U is part of Notch's cunning plan to sell gazillions of his new games 3D Grapes and Whine U on them.



Stwike him, Centuwion. Stwike him vewy wuffly! (Pontius Pilate, "Life of Brian")
A fart without stink is like a sky without stars.
TGS, Third Grade Shooter: brand new genre invented by Kevin Butler exclusively for Natal WiiToo Kinect. PEW! PEW-PEW-PEW!