Garcian Smith on 04 April 2008
| Flow said: Minimum requirements: Your soul, for all eternity |
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MINIMUM REQUIREMENTS
3.2" dual-core neckbeard
512 mb Cheeto Breath
At least 12 hours available free time (per day)
256 mb ATI Radeon Parents' Basement
$20 monthly fee (plus extra for pizza delivery, piss bottles, Dragonforce CDs)
OPTIONAL (NOT REQUIRED)
Job
Friends
Girlfriend
"'Casual games' are something the 'Game Industry' invented to explain away the Wii success instead of actually listening or looking at what Nintendo did. There is no 'casual strategy' from Nintendo. 'Accessible strategy', yes, but ‘casual gamers’ is just the 'Game Industry''s polite way of saying what they feel: 'retarded gamers'."
-Sean Malstrom
