Oh man I have a bunch from Ratchet Deadlocked they're frickin hilarious:
ShellShock: Those Omega Twins went out like wee little girly men!
Dallas: Yes, quite ironic, seeing as they were actually teenage girls.
ShellShock: Yah... ironic.
or
Dallas: Since I don't have much time left, I'd just like to apologize to a few people. Timmy Aberdeen, I was the one who lit your backpack on fire, and I'm sorry that you couldn't get it off in time.








