I'm gonna get this over with.
First of all, I was a thief. I wanted to throw mafia off the trail of the bulletproof person, hopefully they would either waste a power role on a non-protected town, or waste a kill on me. If you guys didn't quickhammer me I could have told you. Thanks a lot prof, and the gang.
My role is also the cop. I target someone to investigate them and also take their item. I targeted RCTjunkie Night1, and Smeags Night2. That's who I was suspicious of, if you recall from previous Days.
Both RCTjunkie and Smeags returned "town". But then I looked back to previous games to see how likely it was to have a Godfather in the game, which is what RCTjunkie probably is. Immune to my investigation role, immune to the vigilante. It made sense, because balancing. All I needed was a reason why he would be bulletproof, then along came Trucks' flip.
I didn't want to claim because it would have made my role useless. I knew I would have to claim, if push came to shove, but you guys just quickhammered me while I was asleep. Again, thank you prof.
And yeah, I shouldn't have trusted you guys, and instead went to shoot who I thought was mafia. I should have known better. Just looks at what you've been doing all game. If I ever play with any of you again (unlikely), you back off when I say so, beloved noobs and idiots.