Ok, once and for all, I will clarify. You all have heard the rumours, and, yes, it is true.
I have won 3999 million dollars on the brazilian lottery.
So, I used every last dime of this money to buy 10 million PS4s. I imported from the US and send them to be delivered into a landfill in Texas.
I have done my part, now it is up to you guys.