Teeqoz wanted me to post this, so I am:
Once upon a time in a land far away, east of the sun, but west of the moon, there was a kingdom. This kingdom was called PlayStation. PlayStation was known as the best kingdom to live in ( ) and they prospered and made loads of money by selling games. They had a treasury where they kept the most important treasures they had, the exclusives. There were exclusives from some of the best developers in the world, so this treasury was heavily guarded by a spell called "Copyright".
However the kingdom of Nintendo, and their king Nintentacle, was envious at Sony, not for their exclusives, because their exusives were quite good as well, but for their superior and far more intriguing box arts. Nintentacle dreamed that one day they would have as badass box arts as PlayStation, so he hired the best artists and painters and animators to make box arts even better than Playstations. Despite all his efforts Nintentacle did not get any box arts that satisfied him. He then came up with a plan. They would make a Trojan third party exclusive so that they could easily sneak into Playstations treasury and steal all the PlayStation exclusives and their superior box arts.
Four months later Nintendo had completed their Trojan third party exclusive. They offered it to PlayStation and claimed it was made by Platinum Games. PlayStation willingly accepted it, as more exclusives was better. The Hyrule Warriors that Nintendo had hidden in their fake third party exclusive waited. It went from morning to evening, from evening to afternoon, from afternoon til dusk, from dusk til midnight. At midnight the Hyrule Warriors exited the fake third party exclusive and started to plunder all the PlayStation exclusives. They were quick and silent and soon they had all of the exclusives.
The Hyrule Warriors made their way out of the treasury and escaped past the copyright using it's only weakness, lawyers. Unfortunately they were spotted by a Naughty Dog, that set off the alarm. The Hyrule Warriors called Nintendo for back up, and not much later, the Smash Bros arrived.
It was an epic battle. The Naughty Dogs ran forth and attacked the Hyrule Warriors, but the Naughty Dogs didn't stand a chance, as they were outnumbered 20 to one. Then the leader of PlayStation, the almighty Teeqoz, gave a command "release the Sony Ponies!" He said. Every Sony Pony available stampeded towards the Smash Bros, and in a quick flash, several of the smaller bros were killed. Nintentacle realized they needed heavy artillery, so he sent in the Mario Karts. Teeqoz, who saw the Mario Karts approaching, called out and asked for the Gorillas to be released, both the games and the Cambridge Gorillas. The Gorillas managed to hold off the Mario Karts until Teeqoz had revised a new plan.
Teeqoz made up a plan and whispered it to his general. The General was shocked and asked Teeqoz if he was sure. Teeqoz answered "It will shorten the war by two console generations and save millions of fanboys". The general sendt the message and launched the attack. It was chemical warfare, PlayStation released Media Molecules all over Nintendo. Many people died these days from the war, and Sony almost went bankrupt. The biggest loss this day however, was the death of Nintentacle, because despite his envy of PlayStation Box arts he still was a great man. However, after four weeks a new adversary of PlayStation revived Nintentacle using cybernetic technology, and removed all that was good about him. He was then named Xbot and many more of his kind were made. Will PlayStation survive this battle? Will Nintentacle get his goodness back? Find out later.
