The Secret of Monkey Island
Pirate: Guybrush Threepwood? That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard!
Guybrush: Well what's your name?
Pirate: Mancomb Seepgood.
Otis: You've got to help me! I'm a victim of society!
Guybrush: Not to mention halitosis. Yuck!
Guybrush: At least I've learnt something from all of this.
Elaine: What's that?
Guybrush: Never pay more than 20 bucks for a game.
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Guybrush: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Carpenter: A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck can't chuck wood.
Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Carpenter: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?
Guybrush: A woodchuck should chuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Carpenter: Oh shut up.
Librarian: Guybrush? Is that a French name?
Guybrush: No, actually it's a fictional name.
Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge
Think twice before helping a friend in need.
