Long, long ago, in the great and prosperous land of VGChartz...
Something great happened:
It was believed by everyone that the 3 gaming goddesses, Din, Faroe, and Nayru, created VGChartz to show the glory of games. They thought that everyone who does not believe will try to sabotoge the games industry, because they support the evil Spambot.
Our story begins when one man named ioi comes to the land of VGChartz...
Now, to be granted access to make games, you had to believe in the gaming goddesses, because they thought that through her, great games were made, and you had to make at least 3 speeches about the godesses.
ioi was a supporter of the evil Spambot, but he did not let anyone know since he wanted to ruin VGChartz. ioi made the headlines fast because of his likeable, yet deceptive nature in his speeches.
This was ioi's first speech:
"I have come here to change the way we make games, through the goddesses. Din has told me to become to CEO of the weakest of the big three, Microsoft, so that she and the others may give their full power into supporting the gaming industry for 1,000 years. Even the ones who do not believe shall have the power to make games for the bettering of the industry. At the current state of the industry, it will crash because people are allowing unfaithful people to make games. These people, who make good games through the Spambot, sell their souls to get so much sales, that no games, besides big-budget games, will make money. The problem in this is that no matter what believers will do, they cannot rise to the top with their new companies because they do not have enough money to fund AAA games. Come now, and let everyone give me support so that the industry can be saved!"
After reading this speech in the headlines, Nintentacle was unsure about this ioi guy. He was the only one that realized that ioi said a few things that contradicted the goddesses' words.
It is said in the Great Game Manual created by the goddesses', "All great games are made through us. All games that do not recieve at least at 87 on Metacritic, are evil. It is a sin to play them."
From this text, Nintentacle concluded that most small-budget games are evil, because most did not meet the required stores. Nintentacle told people this, but they did not believe him.
This was ioi's second speech:
"I have come once again, to tell you more of the goddesses' plans. Nayru came to me in a dream a week ago, and she told me, 'Go, and tell the land of VGChartz what I will tell you. You must go and eliminate all of the evil games. I will bring great sorrow to all that made those games, and bless those who make holy games.' Now, we can surely know that games like GTA V should be taken off of shelves, and games like Tank Tank Tank only be sold, since the reviewers have decieved you by giving AAA games high reviews, and games like the latter to stop you from buying them. Listen to me, I speak the truth!"
Again, Nintentacle noticed yet another contradiction. It is said in the Great Game Manual, "All reviews, throughout all time, shall be blessed; No review, ever, will try to decieve you."
After telling many people how clear it is that ioi is evil, Nintentacle gained a small following of 10 people:
1. Jizz_Beard_thePiarte
2. MohammadBadir
3. Mr Khan
4. VGPolyglot
5. Boutros
6. Fusioncode
7. Words of Wisdom
8. POE
9. outlawauron
10. Gammalad
Nintentacle and his followers started to tell people the truth, but none believed.
This was ioi's third speech:
"I have come here to say my final speech, listen well. I have no started to run for CEO of the Xbox division in Microsoft. My plan to save the industry will soon commence. Let peace come VGChartz, let no more console wars happen, and let the goddesses' reign forever, with no end! Whoever does not believe my words, which I speak through the goddesses, please disown them. Denying me is the exact same thing as denying the goddesses. I shall save the industry forever!"
This time, Nintentacle, who was among the audience, decided to speak out and tell ioi all the contradictions to the Great Game Manual that he has made.
"Have you not read the Great Game Manual? Nayru clearly states, 'All great games are made through us. All games that do not recieve at least at 87 on Metacritic, are evil. It is a sin to play them.', as well as 'All reviews, throughout all time, shall be blessed; No review, ever, will try to decieve you.', yet you say AAA games, such as GTA V, are trying to decieve us! Anyone who denies what the Great Game Manual will go to Hell, where all you can play is the Virtual Boy! So, when you do deny what I have stated, and cause everyone but my followers to disown me, you have just admitted that you are working through the Spambot! Come, let everyone who is right in the eyes of the goddesses come and follow me! You will not be disowned here, and you will go to Heaven, the Kingdom of Great Games!"
Sadly, Nintentacle's efforts were not enough, since no one believed him. Him and his 10 followers were thrown into the dungeon. ioi became the CEO of the Xbox division, and created deceptive games for 5 long years, until he made a fourth speech:
"5 years ago, someone named Nintentacle stated that I am working through the Spambot. I am here to tell you that this is true. For 5 years, I have made games, for the sole reason of tricking all of you. These games, which never reached an 87 on Metacritic, but always 86, you guys ate up saying 'Well, 86 is SO close to 87...'. You fools! You have been commiting one of the most horrible sins for FIVE YEARS! Now, I commence war. Anyone who bows down to the Spambot shall be on my team, led by me. Everyone who does not bow down to the Spambot will be lead by Nintentacle in this great war. Now, for those who wish to fight with me, go to my left, and those who do not, go to my right."
When many people began to go to ioi's left, the true believers, who wanted to go right, had decided to go left because they were afraid of dying. There was over 90,000 people who lived in VGChartz that day. 80,000 of those people decided to fight with ioi, and 10,000, Nintentacle.
To be continued...
