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holy mother of afro and where is duke nukem(?!):
-Your face. Your ass. What's the difference?
-It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And I'm all out of gum.
-You're an inspiration for birth control.
-Shit Happens
-Nobody steals our chicks... and lives!
-Damn, you're ugly.
-Nobody messes with my meat!
-So many babes, so little time.
-There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them you die.
-Life is like a box of ammo.
-Confucius say "Die".
-Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn, I love this job!
-I'm looking for some alien toilet to buck by bricks. Who's first?