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Once upon a time three little boys sat playing games with smiles on their faces, drinking Soda and eating Candy, playing one life each on Mario with smiles on their faces.

They grew up a little and the TV got bigger. Playing split screen and hoping they wouldn't be spotted as they snuck up to the guy a tiny square away. The beers were flowing and the candy had become Pizza. Still the smiles were on their faces.

As they got older they could play from their own homes and have fun over mic's.

Then one day they each got a letter. One recruited by Nintendo, one by Sony and one by Microsoft. They attended a secret terror camp in sillicon valley. The beer and Pizza had become guns and grenades. The smiles had become scowls and the three friends had become hated enemies.

Man what happened to gaming?