Equal rights : Should female humans be allowed to go topless in public?

[novasonic]

TruckOSaurus said:

novasonic said:

Miguel_Zorro said:

Women are allowed to go topless where I live.  But nobody ever does.

Pretty sure they are here too. I've only seen it once before though.

OT: I have no problem with the gender equality issue of it, but how about we just make it illegal for men to go topless? There's a lot of nasty fatties walking around topless that should be covered up.

I have this theory that there's only two kinds of guys that go shirtless, the really buff guys who like showing off and the really fat ones who have no shame.

Perhaps we can pass some kind of law to discriminate against ugly people.. There will be 1950' style propaganda posters all over illustrating how to determine if you're attractive enough to go topless. Stand up straight and look straight down without arching your back (women can pull their breasts to the side for a better view.) If you can see your feet, you are authorized to wear a tank top. If you can see your pubic bone, you are authorized to go topless.

No no no, that doesn't work. Then those nasty too skinny people will slip through the system.. OK, BMI scales all over the place like parking meters. If you're in the green zone, it prints a ticket authorizing going topless. Yellow zone authorizes wearing a tank top. Red zone gotta cover it up! And make sure you keep your ticket on your person. If a police officer questions you and you've lost your ticket, they will use their own discression when making a dicision. You don't want to end up with an indecent exposure fine just because you lost your ticket.

I should get into politics..