| spurgeonryan said: In honor of Weird Als new CD, I thought we would make a list of our day to day problems.
1. Slow internet. 2. The clear coat I have on my manicure comes off with in a day. 3. I worry about eating too much, and drinking too much soda. 4. A new Dentist not having massage tables while you get your teeth checked. 5. AC getting too cold in car or house. 6. Can't find anything to watch on TV. 7. Out of bottled water so I have to drink fresh filtered drinking water from the faucet. 7. No midgets to stand on ......never mind...that is not one. 8. I have to drive at least ten minutes to get my cats nails clipped. 9. We had a taco stand come to my house for my nieces birthday, some of the food was way too hot! 10. My socks get dirty sometimes when walkling on my wood floors. |
Conversely. your 3rd world you probably would worry about these:
1. Slow death
2. Having the leaves you wear as a coat come off within a day.
3. Having to ignore the lack of food because it's the not drinking that gets you.
4. Having to ignore the lack of food because no table, or teeth.
5. Not having experienced cold ever, or a house.
6. Not being able to find a TV , to sell for food.
7. Having to filter out all the plastic bottles in the river to get to the water
7. Having plenty of midgets to stand on, but not enough strenght to do it.
8. Having to run at least ten minutes to avoid the starving cats from clipping you.
9. Having to stand for your nieces birthday, because it's way too hot!
10. Having to keep your dirt socks extra dirty sometimes for when walking in the woods.
