Actually, technically, that announcement is supposedly from March 31 ("hope was rekindled Monday").
*whistles.*
Yeah, I know nobody was going to fall for it. But seriously, someone had to show these chumps how to do a good April Fools article.
side note: I made the release date my birthday, eheheheh. =)
Kudos to the person that notices the bit of fanfare in that article. It's not hard to find.
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