The new Tomb Raider.
I start playing and, right near the beginning, I die when I get crushed by a giant rock because QTE. Okay, whatever. I clear that, yay, then I die when rocks fall down the tunnel I'm climbing and QTE me to death. Why is that supposed to be fun? Anyway, moving on. A little while later, some kind of wolf attack event is triggered when I walk past a particular shrub. I kill the first couple but the last one knocks me down and QTE. Now I'm pissed. I respawn, find that wolf-shrub again, and pretty much the same thing happens because I'm playing angry and sloppy. I'm so ticked off that I miss the QTE yet again.
Four QTE deaths AND I STILL HAVEN'T FOUGHT A FUCKING HUMAN.
I take a deep breath, back out of the game, and uninstall it. While I'm doing that, I pretend that the button to confirm the uninstall is a QTE--and I absolutely nail it.
