"Christian means to be Christ like, and I do not see anyone being Christ like, just a huge group of people that go to sleep around, do drugs, cheat, steal, and go to church to feel better about themselves."
http://godisimaginary.com/i39.htm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vk2bs1DyTg
Honestly, people should be Duncanlike, I don't steal, do drugs, drink, go to church, or sleep around, I don't even have sex. I don't hate anyone. Jesus is racist, contradicts himself, and agrees with the bizarre laws in the old testament. There is no evidence of him ever existing. But I exist. And I am thus a better person that Jesus + actually real. If he is god, he is the greatest mass murderer of all time. If I was God, I would not let bad things happen like Jesus obviously does.
The Jesus in the bible must not be the Jesus you're talking about.
I think you might be thinking of the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Or at least you must be thinking of a good person.
Duncan McNeil for God in year 0000001 (of our lord Duncan McNeil). My campaign slogan -
"I'm more than just some imaginary friend who steals and lies!"
I will actually listen to prayers instead of doing the best illusion ever!
http://godisimaginary.com/video8.htm
