Well, I've been banned like 7 times for spamming, once for trolling (Joke post... -_-)
One of my best stories of getting banned, though, was on Zeldainformer.
I made a troll account named "I'm11AndInLove" and kept spamming threads about how I was in love. At least 15. One of them said "I love and lust her."
The one before I got banned, I said that she cheated on me.