At first I was surprised all the Sony consoles lost so quickly, but then I realized PS3 fans would never play a shallow non-game like this...
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(Has anyone made that joke yet? Can't be bothered to look.)
"[Our former customers] are unable to find software which they WANT to play."
"The way to solve this problem lies in how to communicate what kind of games [they CAN play]."
Satoru Iwata, Nintendo President. Only slightly paraphrased.