Let's Create the Worst Game Possible! (All suggestions in first post)

Nintentacle said:

EA and Activision are co-developing, Bethesda is the publisher

And it's distributed exclusively through Uplay.

Nintentacle said:

all kills trigger cutscenes with JB music

Cutscenes are unskippable, and the game auto-saves before every one so that if you die at any time, you're forced to watch the previous cutscene again.