Why Assassin’s Creed: Unity’s has no playable women?

[bananaking21]

Burek said:

bananaking21 said:

Jizz_Beard_thePirate said:
Cause Ubisoft never gets laid due to their Delays

there name is ubisoft, not being able to get hard is a deal break with the ladies. 

Now, imagine poor Microsoft

well bill gates, steve ballmer and don matrick cetainly didnt look like playboys.