(10:36:39 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) It's gonna be a bloodbath on the forums
(10:36:41 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) That ponytail is unsightly
(10:36:45 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) yup
(10:36:52 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) he's rubbing ashes on his face
(10:37:12 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) I really wanna know what that horn is about
(10:37:29 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Play the game then ;)
(10:37:34 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) I think this conference's theme has been "good music as backing tracks to garbage videos"
(10:37:40 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) I think the story has become too convoluted for its own good
(10:37:51 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Since MSG2
(10:37:57 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) MGS2
(10:38:13 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Heh, yeah. Music doesn't relate to the video at all
(10:38:30 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) I swear we've already seen MGS5 gameplay. Why are they showing lame story trailers?
(10:38:30 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): where's the chick with the rack from Ground Zeroes?
(10:38:39 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): that's all i care about 
(10:38:45 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) she was just there
(10:38:47 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) for like 4 seconds
(10:38:51 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) That suit didn't protect anything
(10:38:52 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) jumping on dude's heads
(10:38:52 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): oh yeah, just got her
(10:39:04 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Snake becomes Darth Maul confirmed
(10:39:20 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): isn't that big boss actually?
(10:39:23 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) I just remembered
(10:39:26 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): or is this set in snake's time?
(10:39:27 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Not bad
(10:39:29 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Now if you waste any more time
(10:39:30 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) They rented out cinemas to show this conference
(10:39:33 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) with this shit
(10:39:36 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) i think i heard it was big boss
(10:39:37 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): yeah, they did
(10:39:44 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): they rented out cinemas for this
(10:39:44 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) ND?
(10:39:45 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) It's Naked Snake
(10:39:49 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): and people pounced all over this
(10:39:50 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Is it Uncharted
(10:39:52 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Cabela's Big Game Hunt
(10:39:57 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) GTA V!
(10:40:03 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Digging Simulator
(10:40:10 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) It is GTA
(10:40:11 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Wooo GTA
(10:40:13 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) called it
(10:40:16 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Oh no GTA
(10:40:20 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Well we all knew it was going to PS4
(10:40:22 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): lol, portstation
(10:40:23 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) WHo would have guessed that?
(10:40:24 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) A cross gen title how exciting
(10:40:43 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Ah yes, let's advertise one of the best games of the last year with the yoga sectiobn
(10:40:49 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) George's theme continues
(10:40:54 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) This needs to be exclusive/ timed to matter at all
(10:40:54 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) It does indeed
(10:40:56 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): if you each mail me $20 via paypal, i'll make a thread right now
(10:41:05 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): Title: "Lol Portstation"
(10:41:09 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): OP: That is all
(10:41:12 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Hahaha
(10:41:24 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Nice. GTA V
(10:41:26 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Xbox 360 name drop! :o
(10:41:26 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) yawn
(10:41:38 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) So when you've bought the game you already own on your new console
(10:41:46 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Arkham Knight
(10:41:47 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Batman?
(10:41:49 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Batman
(10:41:51 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Oh?
(10:41:53 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Oh?
(10:41:53 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) I forgot about Batman
(10:42:02 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) was that glitch from reboot?
(10:42:13 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) stop. showing. multiplats.
(10:42:29 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Looks insanely good
(10:42:35 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): nice guy Sony shows multiplats so Nintendo doesn't have to show the multiplats they're not getting
(10:42:42 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) woooow
(10:42:43 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) I'm sure the game will be amazing
(10:42:45 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) That looks good
(10:42:58 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): it *does* look good
(10:43:00 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) But if they're just going to follow this with some lame crap about exclusive batcape colours
(10:43:10 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) That was very cool
(10:43:10 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): despite my infamous freakouts about predator gameplay, City was solid
(10:43:20 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Exclusive Jak and Daxter paintjob for the batmobile wheel rims
(10:43:27 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Nice
(10:43:38 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) No because that actually ties into another Sony franchise that people care about
(10:43:43 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) But yeah, this game is gonna do reaaaaaaaaaaaally well
(10:43:54 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): have to agree
(10:44:09 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) It will yes. Shame about the delay however
(10:44:18 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): everyone loves open world, everyone loves Batman
(10:44:29 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Yeah, it would have been awesome if this came out in 2014
(10:44:39 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) Tank looks a little floaty though
(10:44:40 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): how is batman not killing people here?
(10:44:46 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) batmagic
(10:44:55 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): or were those drones or something?
(10:45:37 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) THE SCREEN
(10:45:39 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) ZOOM IN
(10:45:42 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) zoom in!
(10:45:46 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Is it glitching or
(10:45:51 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) oooooh
(10:45:53 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) That looks odd
(10:45:56 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): yeah they zoomed way out here
(10:46:01 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Ohhhh
(10:46:02 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Scarecrow
(10:46:03 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): ouch
(10:46:03 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Was that supposed to happen?
(10:46:06 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) mother fuckers! zoom in!
(10:46:08 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) oooooooooooooooooh
(10:46:09 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): ouch ouch ouch
(10:46:12 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): hahaha
(10:46:13 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) I thought it'd broken
(10:46:16 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) It was supposed to happen I think
(10:46:19 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) I thought so too
(10:46:21 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): oh, i guess it is
(10:46:37 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) The zoom out kinda ruined it
(10:46:38 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) who the fuck is in charge of cameras?
(10:46:50 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) wow, another dig
(10:46:54 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) I think they should save that clip and use it any time a video stops working
(10:46:54 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) they're not just against MS now
(10:47:14 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) EA had the partnership with MS
(10:47:15 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Okay now... go NaughtyDog
(10:47:18 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): oh dear, is this wrapup time?
(10:47:18 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) So got to dig at all they can
(10:47:24 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) ND ND ND ND ND
(10:47:28 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Leave with one last
(10:47:32 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) ND ND ND ND ND ND ND ND
(10:47:34 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) and uncharted
(10:47:44 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): has to be
(10:47:47 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) This better be gameplay
(10:47:49 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) ND
(10:47:49 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) fuck yes
(10:47:56 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Woooooooo
(10:47:59 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Nate
(10:48:07 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) What a surprise
(10:48:10 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) No TLG
(10:48:17 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Look at his face
(10:48:24 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Oh please Paul, nobody thought it would be there for real
(10:48:32 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Look at that chest
(10:48:50 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Nathan Drake is even sexier than before
(10:49:02 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Washed up on beach
(10:49:04 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) True
(10:49:04 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Beaten
(10:49:06 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Battered
(10:49:08 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Keeps half tuck
(10:49:35 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Well that was nothing
(10:49:35 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): pirate island?
(10:49:44 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) Looked really good but no gameplay
(10:49:46 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): hahaha, nothing indeed
(10:49:46 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) CG is CG
(10:49:47 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) A Thief's End is a weird name
(10:49:49 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Wanted gameplay
(10:49:50 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): not even any gameplay
(10:49:52 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): 2015 to boot
(10:49:54 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) Last in series
(10:49:58 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Hooray
(10:49:59 PM) [New VGC General]: (Paul McCartney) No gameplay
(10:50:01 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): Sony got their asses handed to them
(10:50:05 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) so another in engine offline render that pepole are going to use for graphics superiority discussions for years to come
(10:50:06 PM) [New VGC General]: (Johnny Rotten) I think MS won
(10:50:13 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) Not hard
(10:50:17 PM) [New VGC General]: (Keith Moon): MS won "for now"
(10:50:18 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) when it's invalid when it's an offline render
(10:50:31 PM) [New VGC General]: ("comicsanssucks" George Harrison) That was an extraordinarily lame conference
(10:50:31 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) crytek offline renders with their engine are movie quality (in fact they're used in movies!)
(10:50:34 PM) [New VGC General]: (Ringo Starr) so it means jack shit
(10:50:38 PM) [New VGC General]: (John Lennon) But they said captured from a PS4!
All names changed to protect the innocent.
Monster Hunter: pissing me off since 2010.
