3) Gamestop recently raised $300, 000 for the make a wish foundation. However, there were conditions to this generosity - there's always a catch with Gamestop. Apparently, in exchange for the sum, the foundation was asked to no longer bring children to the stores with the hope of "Seeing it burned to the ground."
4) Iwata will not be attending E3, allegedly under advice of his physician.Inspired by this, I attempted the same thing at my job but my doctor insisted that there was no such thing as Mariokartitis. What a quack.
5) Gamers have reportedly watched 2.4 billion hours of e-sports last year. This is great news for the games industry, but comes at the expense of more traditional forms of entertainment. Traditions are very important and every effort must be made to preserve them, so that they can be passed on to your children and your children's children. So please, i urge you that upon reading this sentence, you commit to a daily regimen of at least 1hr of porn.
