"Newcomer's Introduction Thread"- What brought you here?

[Nicklesbe]

ps3-sales! said:

Hey all!!! ^___^

Brand SPANKIN' new here at Vgchartz.com It's so great to finally be a part of this community!

Anywho. The name's Ps3-sales!. Not sure why I picked that name. But I did. Hah!!

I obviously am a Sony fan. But enjoy my Xbox 360, Nintendo Wii, and Hershey's chocolate bars. I love chocolate. Especially the cookies N cream one!!!

Soooo looking forward to meeting new friends on this site. I even made me my very own thread. WHO KNEW IT WAS THIS EAZY?!?!

 

You can check it out here

 

Well that's all for now ask me questions if you so dare muahahah!

Er Ma gawd so many posts for being so new. I'm super jelly. Here's your question..How you dew dis? Also I am also Super new. Like gang busters. If you want to know about me I am simply a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. I am like a locked book, but that doesn't mean you can't know me..simply run a finger down my spine and the pages of my life will untwine. I am a fan of all gaming and I am a proud member of the own everything/play everything master race. I give my loyalty to the game developers and hardware engineers that do all the work and create all the art. Not the faceless corporations that treat them as exploitable and expendable resources. My illegitimate father is Wade Wilson, my mother is Harleen Francis Quinzel, my uncles are Dude lebowski and Raoul Duke, and I am the shit. I am Cpt. Jake Jensen and Vash The Stampede incarnate. I am what they squeeze to make awesome sauce and if you let me into your heart I will change your world.

What manner of man is Nicklesbe? "Ha ha! I shall tell you what manner of man is he. He lives for a sigh, he dies for a kiss, he lusts for the laugh, ha! He never walks when he can leap! He never flees when he can fight (thud) oop! He swoons at the beauty of a rose. And I offer myself to you, all of me. My heart. My lips. My legs. My calves. Do what you will - my love endures. Beat me. Kick me. (kiss, kiss) I am yours. When I was a lad I was gloomy and sad as I was from the day I was born. When other babes giggled and gurgled and wiggled, I proudly was loudly forlorn. My friends and my family looked at me clammily, thought there was something amiss: when others found various antics hilarious all I could manage was this, [looks at his hands] or this, [gives a small smile] or this, [gives a short giggle] or this [gives a weird giggle/whimper]"

"My father he shouted, "he needs to be clouted, his teeth on a wreath I'll hand him!" My mother she cried as she rushed to my side, "You're a brute and you don't understand him!" So they sent for a witch with a terrible twitch to ask how my future impressed her. She took one look at me... and cried, "He, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, he, *HE*! What else could he be but a jester?" A jester? A jester? A funny idea, a jester. No butcher, no baker, no candlestick maker, and me with the look of a fine undertaker impressed her as a jester? But where was I to learn any comical turn? It was not in a book on a shelf. No teacher to take me, to mold me and make me a merryman, fool or an elf. But I'm proud to recall that in no time at all, with no other resources but my own resources, with firm application and determination... I made a fool of myself!". I started to travel to try to unravel my mind and to find a new chance. When I got to Spain it was suddenly plain that the field that appealed was the dance. The Spanish were clannish but I wouldn't vanish and learned every step they had planned. The first step of all wasn't hard to recall, 'cause the first step of all is to stand. And stand. And stand. And stand...I was battered and bruised but the king was amused and before the siesta he made me his jester and I found out soon that to be a buffoon was a serious thing as a rule! For a jester's chief employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment, and a jester unemployed is nobody's fool!" - The Court Jester

 

In short I call it like I see it. I am crass. I am humorous, and like any good Jester I will always hold a mirror up to the truth. Also I am Awesome:

and I leave you with this..