Miyamoto: Welcome Luigi! As appreciation for your years of loyalty, I want to buy you lunch. You earned it, buddy!
Luigi: * Evil stare*
Miyamoto: Did I say lunch? I meant, dinner! Dinner?
Luigi: *evil stare*
Miyamoto: Okay, okay, calm down Luigi. Let's not get crazy, here! How about I declare today "National Luigi Day"?
Luigi: *evil stare*
Miyamoto: *nervously sweats* Uh, ummm....security! Get in here NOW!!
Luigi: *evil stare*
Miyamoto: Why haven't they come yet? Luigi, you didn't....did you? Those were men with families!! And you killed them. You killed them all!!
Luigi: *evil stare*
Miyamoto: You bastard. Okay. I'll do it. Now get the fuck outta my office.
Luigi: *evil smile*
--and that's the story of how we got The Year of Luigi.
