1) 8) Recent news indicates that Steve Balmer is close to finalizing the purchase of the L.A. Clippers for a cool 2 Billion dollars. That sound you hear is the collective, spontaneous and synchronized orgasmic delight of generations of bullied computer enthusiasts everywhere. Success truly is the greatest revenge. Yes, in a move that is sure to inspire a Revenge of the Nerds sequel, Balmer is set to achieve the dream of getting an NBA ring without breaking a sweat.
Well, ok so he might sweat but that’s probably a medical thing. You know what I meant.
At first the Clippers were all
But after seeing evidence of Balmer’s notorious enthusiasm, they decided to give it a chance. See for yourself:
All he has to do is change the word “Developers” to “Defense” and he should fit right in at courtside as well.
Also, look out for Balmer on the cover of Sega’s upcoming Basketball Manager title. They went with this as the cover.
Classy
9) Someone combined Oculus Rift, Kinect, Wii Balance Board combined to simulate a hoverboard. Not to be outdone, Sony combined Morpheus, a cash register and the vita to simulate sales.
10)According to Strauss Zelnick, CEO of Grand Theft Auto parent company Take-Two Interactive Occulus Rift is “an anti-social technology”. This is in contrast with what Take Two envision which is more of a “Psychotic-Social” vibe.
