This religion thread was incredible lol.
"look, throughout history there have been extraordinary people who have stood above all others: Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, L. Rom Hubbard. All of them were known as great leaders, but nobody knows why, except for us: They were all really pokemon! Nothing else explains how they managed to be so successful, but it makes perfect sence when you look @ it in that context!
This is really easy 2 understand if you use you're sense of logic!"
"Hard to say, I'm an atheist. I only believe in realistic things with good proof (like pokemon !)"
"Whenever people think that a religious spirit is talking to them, it's probably just a psychic pokemon."
And the most incredible bible theory i EVER heard:
"I think that Christianity and Pokemon can be combined into one. If we assume that Arceus has created the universe, we can assume that he is God. Maybe it is the same god as being talked about in the bible, maybe not. However, in the case that he is (which is pretty likely), we have one question to ask ourselves: Who was Jesus Christ? Since we can assume Arceus is Sterile, Jesus can't be his own son- it must've been a metaphor. Jesus was probably someone close to Arceus.
That can only mean one thing.
Jesus knows Pokemon. Maybe that is why he was crucified- maybe he tried to show the Romans what Pokemon were like? In that case- why are the Pokemon never mentioned in the bible? Because they scared people. Back then, the Romans didn't realize how wonderful Pokemon really are. So they turned them into human beings when they wrote down the story of Jesus Christ. My conclusion:
The disciples were Pokemon."
Again, please...
The disciples were Pokemon!
Oh too bad the offtopic threads were removed from the first page, that needs more attention. It's sad but still it's fascinating, people looking for reasons to live and happiness, and in this quest they will believe anything, even pokemon.
Flow -"The important is to pwn other ppl"
