You are not Shakespeare.

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Words Of Wisdom said:

Dodece said:

Get thee hence. Thine words doth offend us. True heresy are these things of which thou should speakest not. Prithee thou cometh to understand the oft unused tongue of olde and I doth beseecheth thee to strive to gain a greater understanding of that which ye lack.

Nice job, except for one error (no -eth is needed there)