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When "it dies" I will begin a long and epic quest into the dark mountains of Colorado. There I will fight the powerful necromancer Dark Lord Zannidu Kapriskus.  I will defeat him and save the world from being eye-raped and enslaved by his army of Spider dick-butts. If it doesn't die which most likely it never will because it makes too much money, and there are too many passionate programmers in the field. I will happily play games being too distracted to save the world until we are all caught by surprise eye-raped and then enslaved. So until then happy gaming,  Hail Hydra, Hail our future Dark Lord Zannidu Kpriskus! and bring on the Dick-Butt spiders!.

 



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All Hail the Jester King. The King is back, and I am still a dirty girl prof ;)