Mario Kart 8 Lacks Racial Diversity Says Reviewer (Update)

[TacticalWizardQuest]

When I saw this my thoughts were:

This game doesn't have any Canadian characters in it, that's so racist. I'm gonna buy Snowboard Kids instead.

Rosallina is from Space, Mario Bros are Italian, And Wario/Waluigi are obviously Eastern European. 

There are so many turtles, and not a single lizard? That's clearly discrimination, and intentional. Nintendo needs to hire more lizards on staff to prevent this happening again.

 

Edit: Oh yeah, and Dokey Kong is an immigrant from Africa, and still get's to have romance with the princess! The upward mobility! So progressive!