Battle Royale: Video Games vs. Girlfriends
Since the first video game was released, gamers have faced task of balancing their gaming and happiness of their girlfriends. Girlfriends have been fighting video games for years to get the attention of their boyfriends. The question that must be asked is “What is more important to gamers?” After years of vigorous research, the social scientists at The Exploding Barrel have compiled the definitive list of the pros and cons of each and declared a winner.
Let the Battle Begin!
Video games never ask “Where the relationship is going”
Even if they have been turned off all day, video games get turned on with the press of a button
Video games never get jealous when you look at other video games.
You don’t have to visit your video game’s parents.
If you mess up, video games let you restart from the last checkpoint no questions asked. Girlfriends remember your mess ups indefinitely.
Video Games don’t bitch about the toilet seat being left up
You get money when you trade-in a video game. You get harassing phone calls at 3am and your car keyed when you trade-in your girlfriend
Video Games never ask about your “feelings”
Sixty bucks gets you about 10 hours of entertainment with a video game. Sixty bucks gets you a dinner and a shitty romantic comedy with your girlfriend.
Video Games don’t call your cell phone repeatedly while you are trying to play video games
If you get bored with the video game you are playing, you can pop in a new one. If you get bored with your girlfriend, you have to pretend to be interested until it looks like she’ll sleep with you.
Video games never refuse to turn on because they have a “headache.”
If you work hard at a video game, you might get achievement points. When you work hard for your girlfriend, you just get reminded of the one thing you DIDN’T do.
Video games never ask you if their ass looks fat in jeans
You never have to go shoe shopping with video games
Video Games never just want to cuddle so you can prove to them that you love them for who they are not just for their bodies.
Video games don’t care that you got drunk and passed out while eating Doritos in your boxers.
If a video game gets annoying, you can turn it off and get a sandwich. If your girlfriend gets annoying, you have to nod and pretend to listen while you’re eating your sandwich.
Your girlfriend will still have sex with you even though you spend most of your time playing video games.
Winner:
Girlfriends!
Make your voices heard gamers! Cast your vote in the “Battle Royale: Video Games vs. Girlfriends”
Source: http://theexplodingbarrel.com/?p=125
I don't know about you but this is something similar to what Dolla Dolla is in with his most recent relationship. I would take sex any day though :)
