Cheat Code Central: "Zero Suit Samus’s New Design is Sexist is here's why"

[Ninricken]

It isn't important what they did because every way would be wrong.

Samus can take care for herself, she is a independent clever woman who knows what she does and wants on her way in the galaxy. And she was attractive in all the Metroid games. It was a surprise that this fearless bounty hunter who killed Mother Brain in the first Metroid is a woman. Women can do it! Not sexist. And now they have different possibilities:

1. Making Samus fat or 'normal': Wouldn't it be sexist, too? That would mean: A women can not look like Samus and be a independent and strong woman, all feminists are ugly or so. That is a way more sexist, isn't it?

2. Still hot: It's sexist that the women in Nintendo games are stereotypes. But Samus always looked this way. She was always hot. Giving her this boots and giving her these shoes is more like: 'hey ladies out there, you can do what you want to do not just what the men want AND feel like a woman because you like your shoes and want to have a great body.

Everything is wrong in some way. So they just added a little bit more fan service. And please guys and girls:  not all the Italians wear mustaches, too...