I used to work as Bill Gates personal ass licker, that's PAL for you cool kids. God, it was such an easy job. Just telling him the things he wants to hear and getting paid by M$. Too bad I banged his wife and when the baby came out, it had dark skin, black hair and some chinky eyes. He fired me on the spot. He found out I wasn't just his PAL, but also his wife's PPL.. figure that one out yourselves.