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Companies are like dogs: They don't have the sentience required to be evil.

They can behave badly if they aren't trained properly, which is what government regulations, consumer advocates, and trade unions are supposed to be for.

Unfortunately, governments don't have the cahones these days to regulate large businesses in a globalized market, advertising is an effective counter to consumer advocacy groups, and giants like Wal-Mart crush unions with impunity, so the dog is free to track mud around the house and pee wherever it likes.



"The worst part about these reviews is they are [subjective]--and their scores often depend on how drunk you got the media at a Street Fighter event."  — Mona Hamilton, Capcom Senior VP of Marketing
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