What do you think you have to do to get to Heaven?

[The Ghost of RubangB]

rocketpig said:

The Ghost of RubangB said:
If G-d was so good, why didn't he get it right the first time? He screwed it up once, so he made a flood, and then he screwed it up again, so he did the Jesus thing. So far he's lost credibility with me, and I don't see why he isn't gonna screw everything up all over again because he still can't get it right. He's like the G-d who Cried Wolf.

Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, shame on me.

 Holy shit!  I just laughed so hard in this lab at school.  Ok, damn, wow, I'm late to class.  I gotta go before some immaculate milk materializes in my virgin nose and squirts all over the keyboard.

Touche sir.