NES: Duck Hunt -- "Haha the doggy is cute."
Sega Genesis: Sonic 2 -- "This is rad! Games are rad!"
SNES: Donkey Kong Country -- "These graphics are insane! This is so much better than my Sega!"
N64: Super Mario 64 -- "THIS IS THE MOST INCREDIBLE SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN. IT'S LIKE PLAYING A GAME FROM THE DAMN FUTURE. HOLY GOD I'M GOING TO DIE."
PS1: Test Drive: Offroad -- "This game sucks. Racing games suck. Good thing I got this demo disk, too!"
Gameboy Color: Pokemon Blue -- "This is the funnest shit! THIS IS MY NEW LIFE. I AM A POKEMON TRAINER NOW."
PS2: Dead or Alive 2 -- These graphics are cool! New systems are cool! Why does everything look all weird and jaggy, though?
GBA: Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 -- "Woah, they're little 3D guys! That's awesomely cool! I sure wish I had some more games, though..."
Gamecube: Luigi's Mansion -- "Dear lord, these graphics! The light! The dust! The future is now!"
Xbox: Halo -- "This is pretty cool. Maybe I'll get one."
DS: Super Mario 64 DS -- "This is incredible! I'm playing a 3D console game on a handheld! And there's a touchscreen! This is some insane alien technology shit right here."
Wii: Twilight Princess -- "Oh my gosh, motion controls are the best! I never want to play with just buttons again! And this is the best freaking Zelda game ever!!!"
Xbox 360: Rock Band -- "Thank god, this is so much better than playing Guitar Hero on my PS2! Woah, what are all these games on XBLA...?
3DS: Super Mario 3D Land -- "Woah, this is way more fun than I thought it would be, and the 3D looks way better than I thought it would. I didn't want one a minute ago, but now I do!"
Wii U: Nintendo Land -- "These games are surprisingly fun, and the second screen dynamic is way cooler than I expected! And seeing Nintendo ANYTHING in HD is just rad!"
That was fun! Not sure if anyone will even end up going through and reading all of these, but it was a nice trip down memory lane.
Currently playing:
Bloodbath Paddy Wagon Ultra 9
