It's all preference in the end lol.
@El Dude, no chance in hell dude! Snake will simply place a magazine with some scantily clad women on the floor, Fenix (the dumbass that he is) will obviously pick it up to read, and then boom, broken neck and getting dry humped by snake for his remaining ammo and rations.
From 0 to KICKASS in .stupid seconds.







