Religion vs Cult

[Flow]

Soriku said:

Flow said:

Soriku said:
It seems ssj thinks "religions" are the beliefs made thousands of years ago while "cult" is a not-so-big religion and is something "new."

Now, can someone please tell me what Scientology is?

So, a long time ago there was this Planet, the galactic confederation or something, ruled by an evil emperor called Xenu. A beautiful day he decided his planet was overpopulated and loaded some airplanes with aliens and sent them to earth to kill them in the hawaii volcanoes.

And these aliens souls began to acend, but Xenu was ready and captured all these souls with big flying fridges and brainwashed them to believe Jesus, Buddha and stuff...

So these alien souls entered the body of the ancient homo sapiens and are causing us harm until today, the great scientology will be glad to help you get rid of these evil souls, called thetans, for a small weekly fee.

That's preety much it

lol, at first you were being sarcastic. Haha, that's pretty funny.

 For more info look for uncyclopedia or watch the scientology south park episode. They both tell the real story about scientology without changing anything because it's funny enought by itself lol.