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Microsoft gamers:
-Uninformed suckers
-Only play FPS titles
-Never finish games
-Can't string together four words without using profanity or calling you "gay"

Sony gamers:
-Like to shit on everything and can't stand to see anybody having a good time
-Hypocrites
-Love porn (Bring your own controller when you come to their house)
-Blindly praise anything Sony does

Nintendo gamers:
-All kids
-Love easy little baby games
-Live with their parents
-Blindly ignore any faults Nintendo consoles have