d21lewis on 25 March 2014
kirby007 said:
pointless gesture, i doubt he will notice :-p |
He and I interact all the time on the Wii U and sometimes on Twitter! There's going to be a huge hole in his life without me. He'll probably fill the emptiness with liquor and slutty women. Then, he'll get liver cancer and Hepatitas Q. He'll need a liver transplant but doctors will tell him that only one person on the planet has a compatible one--me. When spurge comes to me with his tail between his legs, I'll scoff at him. "Scoff!", I'll say. Only then will he realize that it was wrong of him to put his Nes on the floor but then it will be too late. He'll die alone a miserable shell of a man, drunken and alone.
So yeah, he'll notice.
