SEXPAND

Congratulations, Time Warner Cable. You're so terrible that you've convinced the masses not just to knock out EA—two-time winner of the Worst Company in America award—but to knock them out in the first round.P

Coincidentally, this afternoon I have to go to the TWC office in Manhattan to replace a faulty cable box. While looking it up on Google Maps, I found this:P

 SEXPAND

Good job, Time Warner Cable. You did it.